A line of lit: Airplane style

"There's no reason to become alarmed, and we hope you'll enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane? "

- Airplane, 1980

Fox picks up Oscars article

I'll call this an oldie but a goodie since it happened back in February, and I forgot to post it. Forgot your ghostwritten article got picked up by Fox Business, you say?

Yeah. I know. This is why I don't have plants.

Quote Them: a fabulous faker

It took me fifteen years to discover I had no talent for writing, but I couldn't give it up, because by that time I was too famous.

Robert Benchley

Quote Them: money by any other name

Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem.

Bill Vaughan

A line of literature: Bradbury style

“We need not to be let alone. We need to be really bothered once in a while. How long is it since you were really bothered? About something important, about something real?”

― Ray Bradbury, Fahrenheit 451

Squishy gender roles

The man opened my door and then explained his actions in case it caused offense. It's come to this? Sadness. So in celebration of being wildly independent, as well as 100% female and grateful to be treated as such, I've decided to swoon periodically in public. 

This I do for all womankind.

VIDEO: Amazing transformation

What can you not do? Are you sure about that?